TELL MOM AND DAD IT'S THE SAFE WAY TO BREAK AND POP

Did you think I forgot about So Can Dance? SUPRISE! I didn't. It's just going to be so awesome it won't be posted for a day or two (or maybe I had some technically DVR difficulties so I need to wait until it's online somewhere to do my final analysis). While I hold you in suspense of my reviews and NICKNAMES guess who is this season's Carlton and enjoy the following message.